emperor_cowboy: (Hol - Wait a tic . . .)
emperor_cowboy ([personal profile] emperor_cowboy) wrote2009-05-16 05:30 am

=4th Wall=

So I woke up and...

Y'know there's quite a few new faces roaming the area.
Surely one of 'em has a cigarette and--

Whoa-whoa-whoa... wait, wait.

This is bad. This isn't good at all. I don't think I like this.

8)

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sauntering towards him to move them both back into the dark of the alley.]

What's a couple droplets between acquaintances?

I did drag you from the den of wolves after all.

I'm not your friend, guy!

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... you did. You could've had your blood then, when it was readily available.

You see, I'm quite allergic to pain.

I'M NOT YOU GUY, BUDDY!

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You would have perished has I done so.

Can you really not stand a pin-prick?

Hmhmhm, what kind of slave are you.

He's not your buddy, friend! something idk

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
A pin prick, yes I can stand and I--


...
I'm no slave.

Blood-buddies!

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you?

To your keeper is seems otherwise.

THAT'S UNCLEAN

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He would say otherwise.


Back to the question... isn't there anything else I can give you? Like a task, or a favor? 'Go get me a virgin to feed from'?

My fangs are quite sterile, promise!

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
OHo? He seemed quite adamant in claiming you again.

I have my doubts you're capable of such a task.

Hmhm, besides, you're right here.

Fangs do not equal sterilzed needles!

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
.....



Why not pick a more willing victim?

But I brush them every day D:!

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
You made your choice already.

Quit whining.

GERMS! YER MOUTH IS FULL OF 'EM

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's hardly considered whining when one is looking out for the well-being of their own self!

VAMPIRE AIDs JUST FOR YOU!

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Your well being will remain in tact.

I didn't haul your miserable corpse from becoming puppy-show just to needlessly kill you anyway.

Now give me your wrist.

Discedo's closed, due to AIDs.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
You expect me to believe that? Sheesh, you and Dio are far too similar...

Really now, there's plenty of others for you to pick and feed off of... so... How about we just say you fed?

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
[There's irritation in his voice now. His patience waning.]

Tch, common for you humans to be so ungrateful.

I'm giving you the easy option, hinny.

I will take what's owed and I can assure you it will be far more excruciating than what I am offering.

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
[A genuine smile.]

A wise choice.

Now hold still~

[Catching him by the wrist, he drags a nail across his skin like a switchblade. Swift like the pierce of a needle, before pressing the wound to his cold lips. Whinging donors made the task so bothersome.]

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
[The sudden sting snaps him out of his frozen state.]

Eh... okay... that's good enough, isn't it?

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
[If he didn't know better he would say the Horse was lying to him. His blood wasn't at all as savory as a usual virgin would be. He dropped his wrist, taking a lick of his fang.]

You have poor taste in alcohol.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He snatches his wrist back and applies pressure to it]

Told you that there were plenty of other choices out there.

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course.

I prefer the chaste however--they are few and far between.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
... At least Dio hasn't threatened to feed from me yet. Are we finished here then?

[identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all.

[Walking past him, the moment he is out of sight, his presence has simply vanished.]