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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

Comments

[the-icey-void.livejournal.com]

Hold your tongue.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

You don't take well to the truth... do you?

[the-icey-void.livejournal.com]

I know well the truth of Lord Dio's attentions to me and the sounds it can make. However your vulgar tongue is unfit to speak of it.

Perhaps I should rip it out.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Unlike you, who never has a thing to say... I need this tongue.

[the-icey-void.livejournal.com]

You can learn sign language.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

When using my hands to help in conversation, sign language would be very difficult.

[the-icey-void.livejournal.com]

Necessity is an excellent teacher.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

You know... thinking about it... perhaps it would be a little more calming to let my fists do the talking for me.

[the-icey-void.livejournal.com]

I think we learned that was not a very effective method of communication for you.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

You know... I...

...

[Here... have the sound of the communicator being thrown in some random direction.]