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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

Comments

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

That's... only his title.

Like... Sir... or... Madam.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

Certainly... a lofty title.

One would say only a servant would use.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Don't... even... start with me.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

You know.. I used to have a human pet once.

He was quite the deceitful little thing, hnhnhn.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Humans aren't pets.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

Anything can be made into a pet.

Some keep pet rocks.

I don't see how you're any different.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

I'm different, because I am no one's pet.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

The way you tremble before your lord, your body begs to differ.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Hey, ease up there, buddy.

It's cold outside.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

You make your miserable existence so much more trifling when you fight the chain around your neck.

Yet..

I suppose that's what makes you humans so fascinating.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

I am no one's property, so I'd start shutting your trap.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Loyalty to one, does not make a pet.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

So a dog who is loyal to it's master, is it not a pet?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

[There is cold cackling from the other end. Oh Hol you're just a riot.]

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

You two... would get along well just swimmingly...

I hope it never comes down to that.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

Oho?

Now there's an idea.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

What... what do you mean? That's a horrible idea! I can't have you near him! Sure you two are alike, but... I'm sure there's a fine line that separates you, and ... and...


I highly doubt the two of you would get along.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

Really?

But did you not just say the opposite?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

I did... but that's only because I...


Because I...

...

Damnit.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to.. judge for myself.



Never trust the servant's word above the master's.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Oooo... you know, when I get the chance, I'm going to beat that grin off yer face.

[king-no-life.livejournal.com]

Is that anyway to treat the one who saved you from the den of wolves?

I may have to teach you gratitude if you dare to try.