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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

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[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You do it an awful lot.

You aren't, perhaps, hiding anything, are you?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

What... what...

I...

Have nothing to hide from you... I mean... especially now when I have no means to defend myself. Not that I would otherwise...

I... gave my loyalty to you, sir.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

And you had better not go back on it again...

[OMG GO TO BED... then I'll kill you in yer sleep :D]

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

...I have no reason to. Yet.

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

If you go back on that loyalty...

You won't come back.

O RLY NOW????

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

What crawled up your--

...

I won't? I think the scientists have proven otherwise.

I GOT DISTRACTED BY POUND PUPPIES.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You've learned to bite your tongue, at least. Smarter than most dogs, aren't you?

Something about Dio saying that....

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I can hardly wait to live the in the lap of luxury.

...Ironic, no? 8D

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

...

Perhaps I do have a use for you tonight.

OH GOD

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

...


You do?

>:3

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

I do. Something to keep you quiet for awhile.

... that face XD

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Wait...

What if I don't... like where this is going?

:33333

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just too bad for you, isn't it?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

I... suppose so. Wait, what is it you want me to do?

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can figure it out.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

...

I can hardly wait.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

That makes two of us, then.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Okay so... what is it I'm doing again?

You said it'll make me qui--


Oh.

Ohhhhhh...
Oh crap.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

*there's now derisive laughter and lots of it*

Took you long enough, didn't it?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Y... Yes.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

I expect no further complaints.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Ah, n-no... but a question! Suppose I don't wanna do this?

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Then let's get it over with and never speak of it again.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Not in public, of course...I'll lord it over you later.