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May. 16th, 2009 05:30 am
emperor_cowboy: (Hol - Wait a tic . . .)
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So I woke up and...

Y'know there's quite a few new faces roaming the area.
Surely one of 'em has a cigarette and--

Whoa-whoa-whoa... wait, wait.

This is bad. This isn't good at all. I don't think I like this.

Date: 2009-05-16 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Claustrophobic?

Date: 2009-05-16 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
No, not at all I just...

Wait a minute, yer that vampire guy.

Date: 2009-05-16 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
But of course.

It's dinnertime.

Date: 2009-05-16 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Then perhaps you should go eat something.

Far away from here.

Date: 2009-05-16 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Oh but I've already chosen my meal.

I'm watching it simmer right now.

Date: 2009-05-16 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Oh... well that's wonderful--

Date: 2009-05-16 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Did you just say 'simmer'...?

Date: 2009-05-16 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
That implies you have something to heat up your... uh, dinner? Like fire perhaps? Eh?

Date: 2009-05-16 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Like fire..

Or the heat of one's body that makes one sweat as you're doing now.

Date: 2009-05-16 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
... You're...

You're right behind me... aren't you?

Date: 2009-05-16 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Mm, so quick~

[A cold breath at the back of his neck.]

Date: 2009-05-16 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
[Jerks forward and spins around]

Oh, shit-

I... I wasn't expecting to see you.

Date: 2009-05-16 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[He is only EYES and TEETH in the dark!]

I thought it best I allow you recovery time..

[Let's the moonlight expose him, looming closer somehow without even having moved an inch.]

Before I sought payment.

Date: 2009-05-16 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
[The blonde is CLEARLY not amused.]

Payment? In all honesty, if I knew you wanted blood as payment, I think I'd have been better off then.

Date: 2009-05-16 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Hooh? Better off dead?

[Vampire is quite CLEARLY amused]

Date: 2009-05-16 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
I mean... what I meant was...

[He seems to cower down and back away.]

That... I... have a job to do so I should be going. Perhaps another time.

WOMAN DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?

Date: 2009-05-16 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[Sweeps around him, blocking the entrance to the alleyway. He's looking more bemused by the second.]

I'm sure your keeper can spare you a few moments.

D:!!!!

Date: 2009-05-16 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
[He quickly turns on his heel to face him.]

Isn't there some other way I could pay you? Personally, I like having my blood where it belongs. In my body. Not used for consumption.

8)

Date: 2009-05-16 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[Sauntering towards him to move them both back into the dark of the alley.]

What's a couple droplets between acquaintances?

I did drag you from the den of wolves after all.

I'm not your friend, guy!

Date: 2009-05-16 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Yes... you did. You could've had your blood then, when it was readily available.

You see, I'm quite allergic to pain.

I'M NOT YOU GUY, BUDDY!

Date: 2009-05-16 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
You would have perished has I done so.

Can you really not stand a pin-prick?

Hmhmhm, what kind of slave are you.

He's not your buddy, friend! something idk

Date: 2009-05-16 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
A pin prick, yes I can stand and I--


...
I'm no slave.

Blood-buddies!

Date: 2009-05-16 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Aren't you?

To your keeper is seems otherwise.

THAT'S UNCLEAN

Date: 2009-05-16 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
He would say otherwise.


Back to the question... isn't there anything else I can give you? Like a task, or a favor? 'Go get me a virgin to feed from'?

My fangs are quite sterile, promise!

Date: 2009-05-16 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
OHo? He seemed quite adamant in claiming you again.

I have my doubts you're capable of such a task.

Hmhm, besides, you're right here.

But I brush them every day D:!

Date: 2009-05-17 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
You made your choice already.

Quit whining.

GERMS! YER MOUTH IS FULL OF 'EM

Date: 2009-05-17 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
It's hardly considered whining when one is looking out for the well-being of their own self!

VAMPIRE AIDs JUST FOR YOU!

Date: 2009-05-17 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Your well being will remain in tact.

I didn't haul your miserable corpse from becoming puppy-show just to needlessly kill you anyway.

Now give me your wrist.

Discedo's closed, due to AIDs.

Date: 2009-05-17 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
You expect me to believe that? Sheesh, you and Dio are far too similar...

Really now, there's plenty of others for you to pick and feed off of... so... How about we just say you fed?

Date: 2009-05-17 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[There's irritation in his voice now. His patience waning.]

Tch, common for you humans to be so ungrateful.

I'm giving you the easy option, hinny.

I will take what's owed and I can assure you it will be far more excruciating than what I am offering.

Date: 2009-05-17 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[A genuine smile.]

A wise choice.

Now hold still~

[Catching him by the wrist, he drags a nail across his skin like a switchblade. Swift like the pierce of a needle, before pressing the wound to his cold lips. Whinging donors made the task so bothersome.]

Date: 2009-05-17 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
[The sudden sting snaps him out of his frozen state.]

Eh... okay... that's good enough, isn't it?

Date: 2009-05-17 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
[If he didn't know better he would say the Horse was lying to him. His blood wasn't at all as savory as a usual virgin would be. He dropped his wrist, taking a lick of his fang.]

You have poor taste in alcohol.

Date: 2009-05-17 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
[He snatches his wrist back and applies pressure to it]

Told you that there were plenty of other choices out there.

Date: 2009-05-17 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
But of course.

I prefer the chaste however--they are few and far between.

Date: 2009-05-17 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
... At least Dio hasn't threatened to feed from me yet. Are we finished here then?

Date: 2009-05-17 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] king-no-life.livejournal.com
Not at all.

[Walking past him, the moment he is out of sight, his presence has simply vanished.]

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