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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Ghn..!

That... That was unpleasant... wait--

The next motherfucker who comes through the door had better give me a name or I'll--

Damnit!... That chip needs to come out... I can't defend myself and I'm not about to... wait and die again. Seriously, that damn shit hurts.

Comments

[kodac-moment.livejournal.com]

Then it is you.

Excuse me; I'm Officer Maes Hughes. News was there was a man who had been killed by a vampire, but we've no lead on who the killer was. I'm guessing you don't know his name, but can you give me a physical description, perchance?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Officer? Oh, so only after a third time of being killed off do you people decide to question my death!

If you know it was a vampire, then go find him yourself. I'm sure there's only a handful of 'em out there.

[kodac-moment.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, sir. I don't know who's to blame for the lack of observation, but I suppose I'll take responsibility in that case.

I don't know any vampires in the city, unfortunately--at least I don't know they are.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatever.




You don't know any vampires?
Huh. Consider yourself lucky.

[kodac-moment.livejournal.com]

Sir, can I please get a description of this vampire? [He's being patient, really.]

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Hn.

Why should I? Let someone else get fed off of.

[kodac-moment.livejournal.com]

[Why is he bothering?]

Sir, this is a matter for the police and we need the information.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Get it from the next person who dies.

[kodac-moment.livejournal.com]

So you'd rather your killer run around free? Didn't you just complain that people didn't offer you assistance the last times you died? Probably a good reason that nobody did...

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Hey, he's not my problem anymore unless he decides to waltz right through that door again.

Accidental Audio

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[Here you go Hughes, have a startled yelp (http://emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com/7340.html?thread=177068#t177068) and feel free to listen in only to hear Hol Horse talking to someone.]