emperor_cowboy: (Hol - Erk- -)
emperor_cowboy ([personal profile] emperor_cowboy) wrote2009-08-20 08:01 pm

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Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

... that face XD

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wait...

What if I don't... like where this is going?

:33333

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's just too bad for you, isn't it?

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
I... suppose so. Wait, what is it you want me to do?

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can figure it out.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
That makes two of us, then.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so... what is it I'm doing again?

You said it'll make me qui--


Oh.

Ohhhhhh...
Oh crap.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
*there's now derisive laughter and lots of it*

Took you long enough, didn't it?

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I expect no further complaints.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, n-no... but a question! Suppose I don't wanna do this?

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a personal problem.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then let's get it over with and never speak of it again.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not in public, of course...I'll lord it over you later.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
A joke. You told me sense of humour needed work? There you go.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
With all due respect... maybe it isn't in your nature to joke... and as such, you shouldn't even attempt it.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...No, no, I found that quite amusing. I'll continue to attempt.

[identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com 2009-08-21 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...
Oh I'm sure your ever loyal man servant will laugh at every joke you attempt.

The other one that is.

[identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com 2009-08-22 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hol Horse.

Bite your tongue.