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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

Comments

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Okay so... what is it I'm doing again?

You said it'll make me qui--


Oh.

Ohhhhhh...
Oh crap.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

*there's now derisive laughter and lots of it*

Took you long enough, didn't it?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Y... Yes.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

I expect no further complaints.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Ah, n-no... but a question! Suppose I don't wanna do this?

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Then let's get it over with and never speak of it again.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Not in public, of course...I'll lord it over you later.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

. . .

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

A joke. You told me sense of humour needed work? There you go.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

With all due respect... maybe it isn't in your nature to joke... and as such, you shouldn't even attempt it.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Hm...No, no, I found that quite amusing. I'll continue to attempt.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

...
Oh I'm sure your ever loyal man servant will laugh at every joke you attempt.

The other one that is.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Hol Horse.

Bite your tongue.