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[emperor_cowboy]

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The entire... the entire lot of you are all fuckin' crazy... What's with the attitudes?...

[Hol Horse seems to be walking and talking at the same time. He's apparently on the move. Clearly on his way back to wherever it is he hides.]

To those sane enough... if any are left... I have to wonder, if there are uh... healers who can fix little mechanical... ragdolls? You'd have to make a house call though... which could be a bit of a problem with this wonderful situation we have going on here.

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[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-Guess who's hiding in wait for you, Hol Horse.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's completely unaware of this little problem?]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-SURPRISE! IT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS TWO MONTHS EARLY! AN ICE FAIRY WIELDING A BILLHOOK!

Cirno takes a few wild swings at Hol Horse.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[That's not what he wanted at all! Glancing into the direction of movement, Hol has to actually believe what it is he's seeing before he can react. Though when he does, he summons forth Emperor, and must look pretty darn corny standing there holding nothing at all.

... and then begins his best to dodge such attacks.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-She just keeps on swinging, not really aiming for anything, while laughing like it's some kind of game.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[This was hardly a game at all! What was wrong with this crazy.. wait, now he recognized her. Perhaps its best to try and wound her so she'll at least stop swinging. Hol Horse takes careful aim for her shoulder and fires.]

Knock it off, you crazy bitch!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-The bullet hits, causing her to shriek in pain for the briefest moment before her smile returns and the gore covered fairy goes back to wildly swinging away.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[Hol stares in disbelief at what just happened. He soon found he was quickly avoiding such crazed strikes.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-They didn't stay all that wild for long. After awhile, she actually started aiming.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[When those wild strikes became well aimed slashes, Hol found she wasn't so worthless as one of those blows finally landed.]

What the hell?!

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-Oh she enjoyed that. A splash of gore and she began to laugh, taking a few more cuts at him.-

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

[Hol was allergic to pain, and each time she brought that knife down on him, the more determined he was to stop this creepy little... crazy... whatever she was. He finally took aim at her kneecap and squeezed the trigger.]

[baka-jyanai.livejournal.com]

-Cirno let out a shriek of pain, collapsing to the ground as the bullet grazed just past its intended target. At that point she was in too much pain to retaliate-