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[emperor_cowboy]

[Audio]

Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

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[voice that's totally coming from behind him]

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Watched, Hol Horse?

[He hates Dio so very much]

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Watched... yes do I have to repeat myse--

Lord Dio!?

[As he should!]

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Why yes, that would be correct.

Feeling paranoid, are we?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Paranoid? Who... who's paranoid? I was just... making small talk.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You're still a terrible liar.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Hn... I don't get it, what am I supposed to do for you now?

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You're entertaining me, currently.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Things will be more entertaining when I punch you face.

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[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

...

Hol Horse. Are you really threatening me?

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[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Because if you are...

I will take immense pleasure in breaking every single bone in your body one at a time.

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[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

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[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Eh--

I... I could never carry through with such a threat!

Joke, JOKE. Not threat.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You never learn, do you? Or you're just learning very slowly.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about?

I learn just fine. If anything you need to learn some humor.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You've tried to shoot me in cold blood before. Forgive me for lacking humour regarding such things.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

I could... I could... shoot you again.

Trust me on this one, it's funny. Just ask your... your... whatever he is.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

Ice? He is my most prized servant. Even you should know this.

Your sense of humour needs work.

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

Right. Servant.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

He gave his life more than once for me.

And you? Have you done that? Or did you just simply die by accident a few time?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

....


I've... I've died so you wouldn't suffer such a horrible fate.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

...

Are you lying to me again?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

...


Why... would I do something like that?

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

You do it an awful lot.

You aren't, perhaps, hiding anything, are you?

[emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com]

What... what...

I...

Have nothing to hide from you... I mean... especially now when I have no means to defend myself. Not that I would otherwise...

I... gave my loyalty to you, sir.

[space-ripper.livejournal.com]

And you had better not go back on it again...