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Aug. 20th, 2009 08:01 pm
emperor_cowboy: (Hol - Erk- -)
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Does... does anyone ever feel like they're being watched? I mean, well I know we all accidentally get spied on by these stupid communication devices...

Though I meant... otherwise?

Maybe...

No, I'm not crazy. Not... that kind of crazy, I mean sure I work for Lord D--

[There's a slight pause.]

Okay yeah, maybe I am crazy.

I blame the weather. Really. It's cold out there...
That and... and...

Where am I supposed to stay now?

Date: 2009-08-21 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
You're entertaining me, currently.

Date: 2009-08-21 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Things will be more entertaining when I punch you face.

1/2

Date: 2009-08-21 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
...

Hol Horse. Are you really threatening me?

2/2

Date: 2009-08-21 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
Because if you are...

I will take immense pleasure in breaking every single bone in your body one at a time.

1/2

Date: 2009-08-21 09:57 am (UTC)

2

Date: 2009-08-21 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Eh--

I... I could never carry through with such a threat!

Joke, JOKE. Not threat.

Date: 2009-08-21 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
You never learn, do you? Or you're just learning very slowly.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
What're you talking about?

I learn just fine. If anything you need to learn some humor.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
You've tried to shoot me in cold blood before. Forgive me for lacking humour regarding such things.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
I could... I could... shoot you again.

Trust me on this one, it's funny. Just ask your... your... whatever he is.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
Ice? He is my most prized servant. Even you should know this.

Your sense of humour needs work.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
He gave his life more than once for me.

And you? Have you done that? Or did you just simply die by accident a few time?

Date: 2009-08-21 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
....


I've... I've died so you wouldn't suffer such a horrible fate.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
...

Are you lying to me again?

Date: 2009-08-21 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
...


Why... would I do something like that?

Date: 2009-08-21 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
You do it an awful lot.

You aren't, perhaps, hiding anything, are you?

Date: 2009-08-21 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
What... what...

I...

Have nothing to hide from you... I mean... especially now when I have no means to defend myself. Not that I would otherwise...

I... gave my loyalty to you, sir.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
And you had better not go back on it again...

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
If you go back on that loyalty...

You won't come back.

O RLY NOW????

Date: 2009-08-21 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
What crawled up your--

...

I won't? I think the scientists have proven otherwise.

I GOT DISTRACTED BY POUND PUPPIES.

Date: 2009-08-21 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
You've learned to bite your tongue, at least. Smarter than most dogs, aren't you?

Something about Dio saying that....

Date: 2009-08-21 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emperor-cowboy.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I can hardly wait to live the in the lap of luxury.

...Ironic, no? 8D

Date: 2009-08-21 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] space-ripper.livejournal.com
...

Perhaps I do have a use for you tonight.

OH GOD

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>:3

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... that face XD

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